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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:18
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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